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You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection


*thinks about something i need to do for school*


(Source: ffifthharmony, via felixwashere)

me on a spanish test:cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira


no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via stfumaggiee)